LGF has some Memri TV video from Iran that is so damn hilarious, I swear it should be called Saturday Might Live!

It’s high action, high drama video of some frogmen blowing up some rusty steel pillars that I take it is supposed to be a mock oil facility.. Really, you owe it to yourself to see it. They are really cranking up the propaganda to insane levels this past week.

I especially love these broad daylight attacks.. Very effective!!! I kept waiting to see B.A Barracus and the rest of the A-Team appear.

Don’t come near me with those mines you fool!

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Multilateral Engagement planned for my Passover clean up 

After reading how there has been progress in the Security Council towards isolating Iran over its rogue Nuclear Weapons and clean Nuclear Energy plans, I’m realizing time may be running out for my passover clean up plan..

I want Nukes too

If Iran can do it, so can I is the logic I’m going with. My plan? To detonate a low yield nuclear device in the living room, and my hope is the resulting blast and radiation would easily handle the kitchen which adjoins the living room, as well as at least one bathroom, making them spic and span clean! I initially set out to the Internet to see what might be involved in effectuating this safely. It turns out that there’s plenty of theory knowledge available to construct such a device which is great.

One of the downsides I’ve gleaned from the research is that many in the building I live in might apparently be killed from the clean up blast. While I’m certainly sorry to inconvenience anyone, that’s ok, as it means the elevators will probably arrive faster from lack of use which I’m figuring is positive. Again, the logic is pretty clear to me, if Iran can do it, so can I.

Jewish Law on irradiating hametz!?

Now I’m not an expert on Jewish Halacha, or religious laws.. But I’m almost certain nuclear burn is sufficient to clean any hametz or bread product in the region that makes up my living space. Another downside though is I first have to remove all my electronics and store them at a friends place because the EM pulse from the blast will likely damage my DVD viewing abilities..

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Let the spanish onions out there know, this means war.

I’m a clean kid, I like hygiene. That’s why this personal battle I’m waging today is so near to me, it’s as if Allah himself commanded me to eradicate all spanish onions.

It started last night.
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They film it, I caption it.

#5 During his visit to Iran, Hamas Prime Minister designate Ismail Hanyeh stops and poses for Iranian Men’s MARTYR® (فش-ف  ) Magazine; “I wanted my Shahid photos on file in time for the April edition, in case something should ‘happen’ to me..”

#4 Photographer: “Ok Ismail, *SMILE*, Big Smile, *CLICK CLICK* yes.. you’re a moderate, Praise Allah yes.. gooood, give me a ‘Peace Smile!’ Muahahahaha.. ”

#3 Ismail Hanyeh working on his new media moderate image, stopped to wave at reporters during his visit to Hamas’ new School for Young Martyrdom. - “The work we’re doing here.. such as handing out candy as well as hand grenades to these children, is an integral aspect of my new Hamas “Phased Plan to Peace”, I’m excited to be here.. as a moderate.”

#2 *Clenched Teeth* ‘Yes, now you EU fools.. Quickly, while I’m still showing my moderate side‘.

#1 “You see, All Clean! I have no blood on my hands.. I washed this morning.”

(Photo Credit: AP)

Tags: Humor, Ismail Hanyeh, Hamas, Satire

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They film it, I caption it.

 Mahmoud Abbas (R) shakes hands with James Wolfensohn, the international envoy to the Middle East.

#5 Abbas: How much cash did you bring?
#4 James: Yasser looking at me like that is making me a bit uncomfortable..
#3 Abbas: Ok forget that.. how much cash do you have on you, right now?
#2 Abbas: Listen Jim, about this whole Gaza thing.. Truth is, we’re having second thoughts.
#1 Jim: Mahmoud, forget Jericho.. Let’s put all that trouble behind us. Let’s run away together, somewhere fun!

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I found him!!
If you look closely, he’s sitting next to the Assmad.    (Photo: Reuters)

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They film it, I caption it. 

Abu ‘No Can Du’ Mazen / Abbas
(Photo AP: March 7th)

#5: ‘My Hamas is killing me’
#4: Ok, World Bank 49 Million, EU 143 Million.. This is crazyness, how can I be expected to do absolutely nothing with only hundreds of millions of dollars!?
#3: They’re targeting me again with the ‘Advanced Zionist brain wave’ weapons.. Call kofi, we need a UN session fast!
#2: Hmm.. I know I put that Road Map somewhere around here..
#1: The PA is out of toilet paper.. again.

Tags: Palestinians, humor

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Madonna eyeing some property near the sea of Galilee?

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This is the second time I’m taking an image from barking moonbat, but the skipper has tagged it with this:

Caption this Fire Team!

Now it doesn’t take very much for me to get my boots on and out of the bunker, so here we go..
Hashmonean High Five number three, they film it.. I caption it.

#5 Bird: ‘I still say go with the RPG, but hey.. You’re the one holding the gun’
#4 Bird: ‘I said NO headshots damnit!’
#3 Bird: ‘I’ll have you know, these “No Fly Zones” are REALLY starting to piss me off..’
#2 Bird: ‘BTW tough guy, just thought you should know.. your safety’s on.’
#1 Bird: ‘Cover Me.. I’m going in’

Tags: Humor, Military

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