Yes, it been at least 48 hours since I wrote about weapons, so this is like manna from the gods of war.. A weapon against pesky ‘protesters’ who keep coming up to our security fence and causing problems so wonderful it can only be made in Israel : )

“A terrible stench - the smell of a rotting, dead animal,” says left-wing activist Dr. David Nir in disgust. For over three years he has been participating in protests against the separation fence, but he wasn’t prepared for this: Three weeks ago, at a demonstration in the West Bank village of Na’alin, he personally experiencedthe debut of Boash - the Skunk - a new method of dispersing demonstrations, developed by the Israel Police.

“We are very experienced, very familiar with the rubber bullets, the tear-gas grenades and the water hoses, but suddenly two Border Policemen arrived with strange packs on their backs and began to spray demonstrators with a liquid,” says Nir. “It was terrible. Some people got completely drenched. Fortunately, I managed to stay out of range and did not get too much of it, but the smell stuck to me, too. It was absorbed into my skin. It was really unpleasant. I couldn’t stand the stench; you deserve a gold medal for putting up with that smell.

“A week after the demonstration in Na’alin, a white truck arrived at a demonstration in Bil’in,” Nir continues. “It began approaching and we tried to keep our distance.” The truck stopped near the fence, “and then we heard the motor working harder in order to create condensed air for operating the Skunk cannon. And then it came: Strong bursts of a foul-smelling spray were showered on us, directly hitting those who didn’t move away, at up to a 30- to 50-meter radius. Because the wind was with the cannon, most of us were enveloped in vapors of stench that penetrated our lungs. On the way to Tel Aviv we drove with open windows, but we were unable to get rid of the smell even when we sprayed ourselves with deodorant. There are no words to describe it; it’s the worst odor imaginable. It’s an experience equal to jumping headfirst into a sewer. The Palestinians simply call it ’shit.’ [...]

Ohhh, I love it!

In fact instead of electricity or water supplies we should pump this skunk action right into the faucets of troublemakers & terrorists’ homes! It’s totally non violent, somewhat vile but non lethal depending on whom you ask, heck read it all. If you are walking around Tel Aviv and run into someone who smells like ‘a rotting, dead animal’ he’s probably a left wing pro-pali peace protester, do me a favor.. Give him a good smack for me.

Boash the Skunk! I’m quickly falling in love with you my friend..

We’ve got the secret formula it seems, give ‘em a good hosing boys, hose ‘em down reeeeeeeeal nice. I want to see fleets of these white trucks, raise my taxes if you must - but spray this ’shit‘ as they call it all over my Palestinian protesting friends day & night.

HECK - we should carpet bomb Damascus with tanks of the stuff, just like fighting fires aerially - Give us the Golan or Else! Sadly this may not work so well in Gaza where they run sewage out in the open down the street, but I am willing to try!!

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Ahh, lol from JPOST

This talented young Israeli Orit does a classic Israel Schtick regarding the obnoxious Chris Crocker viral video phenomenon from a few weeks ago.

Orit is a lot more pleasant to look at then the androgynous Crocker, plus the one liners are pretty darn funny! Nice job, we’ve got talent in the tribe, who knew? (that who knew part was sarcasm.)

Both youtubes below. Warning COARSE Language, she parodies crocker so there’s a few F-Bombs thrown in there lol.

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(Re-posted  Sep 1st. after some database corruption..
24 hrs downtime & I lost last week’s posts, oh well..
shared hosting what can you do.)

The Joys of living in an Islamist State!

I tell you living next door to a terrorist mini state has its charms. Next time you are feeling blue because this Israeli Govt sucks pants, just think..

In no time at all you could hop in a car & live an hour away in a Palestinian Democracy!..

Well a Palestinian Democracy seized by the winners of the vote, who are actually terrorists who seized control from the former holocaust denying President, who was also formerly Prime Minister, appointed by the arch terrorist Arafat, who led the Fatah party now opposed to the current Terrorist government, but was formerly in another terrorist government created by Oslo, which has a new Prime Minister now, but which also preceded the current terrorist democracy, which is not actually recognized as so, because a new government was declared recently in Ramallah, which is not actually attached to Gaza because it was previously occupied by Jordan which.. Uhh it’s complicated.

Safe to say all these people below have it all A-OK under control and we should proceed to final status negotiations at once.

They are a model for failed mini-states everywhere, everyone wants a few more terrorist led mini-states right!?

Hamas has it under control..

(AFP Photo)

Some HAMAS ‘police’ patrolling the streets.. They don’t lead through fear & intimidation, try to understand everyone dresses like this in Gaza right!?

(Photo Reuters / Mohammed Salem)

Members of the ‘Hamas Executive Force fire’ firing their machine guns in the air to ‘lawfully maintain order’ at a Fatah organized rally. Two men in the foreground seen ‘exercizing’ as recommended by the Palestinian Surgeon General, in order to maintain excellent fitness and combat the Zionist infidels

(AP Photo by Adel Hana)

A Fatah man protesting ‘recent democratic activities’ by the ruling terrorist Hamas powers that be, picks up a rock to throw at someone while Hamas policemen (as above) fire machine guns in the air to maintain more ‘Law & Order’.

(AP Photo/Hatem Moussa)

Now Fatah protesters running for their lives / cover from Hamas gunmen, uhh ‘Policemen’ firing machine guns to maintain ‘Law & Order’ in the nascent Hamas Democracy.

(Photo AFP Mahmud Hams)

“I’m proud of the work we’re doing here.. Allahuackbar!..
and send more ammunitio.. Oh you are Amerikkkan news right? Send more food, people are starving here.”

Update Sept 1st:
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Tens of thousands of Gazans rally at Egyptian border demanding it be reopened. Hamas gunmen fire shots, leaving one brain dead, seven others injured

Associated Press / via YNET

Eight Palestinian protesters were wounded Saturday, including one pronounced brain dead, at a Hamas rally on the Egyptian border, medics said.

Tens of thousands of flag-waving Hamas supporters gathered at the Rafah border crossing with Egypt to demand it be reopened. The border, Gaza’s only gateway to Egypt, has been shut since Hamas’ bloody takeover of the Gaza Strip in June. Hamas charges that Abbas’ government does not want the crossing opened because that would help the Islamic group hold on to power in Gaza.

Hamas gunmen fired in the air as hundreds of protesters tried to rush the border terminal and attempted to infiltrate into Egypt. A teenager was shot in the head, and was later pronounced brain dead, medics said. Seven others were wounded by gunfire and trampling. [...]

Tags: Hamas, Fatah, Gaza, Good Governance

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Protesting against Israel by hacking the UN website!?

Interesting, I think I’m following the logic here! Tomorrow I will protest animal cruelty by buying a BIG bucket of KFC chicken! (Don’t push me, I’m near the edge - it was like 33 degrees today, I might take this protest to the next level and insist on ‘all white meat’ that way a few extra birds go down to fill my 20 piece quota).

Syney Morning Herald 

The official website of the United Nations appeared to have been hacked on Sunday and briefly displayed a message protesting US and Israeli policies in the Middle East.

The section of the site reserved to statements by UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon showed a message, repeated several times, that read: “Hacked By kerem125 M0sted and Gsy That is CyberProtest Hey Ysrail and Usa dont kill children and other people Peace for ever No war.”

The message also appeared on other web pages that usually display quotes and speeches from the secretary general. The pirate message disappeared from the UN website, www.un.org, at about 9:15 am (1315 GMT). “We are very concerned that this happened and we are investigating,”said UN spokesman Alex Cerniglia. “We will make security changes to prevent this from happening again,” he said. Previous attacks attributed to the hackers found on other websites suggested that at least one of them was Turkish. [...]

Goes on to then briefly state that the hack was in protest to the Lebanon war, I take it they mean Israel’s defensive actions regarding Hezbollah last summer.

I’m left wondering only one thing really, do I still get to keep the bucket of chicken!?

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The IDF has been sending video care packages to Hezbollah to cheer them up a bit, hacking Hezbollah TV and generally having some fun with Psy-Ops. Here's some video of the action (HT Shadowfox via ER)

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Fearsome new weapon features increased payloads, state of the art guidance and a massive terror factor

Hamas Official - We will strike fear into the hearts of the occupying Zionist entity by the grace of Allah.

I was fortunate enough to be invited by the Hamas military wing on a PR introductory tour to see the new Kassam-12, and to see and meet first hand the fearsome new guidance system which the militants claimed had - 'already caused alarm within the Zionist enemy's generals'.

Developed over the last 4 years by Iran, the new missile has only recently made its debut in Khan Youni.. er I mean in a secret location in Gaza. Here is the story on this fascinating new weapon, which according to the militants may just yet turn the tide of the entire Jihad itself.

Hamas goes High-Tech, with innovative new 'guidance system'

While certainly the biggest and longest ranged Kassam rocket yet, this fearsome new weapon features an all new innovation, a first for rocketry and what the Hamas men are calling 'Live Wire' guidance.

Live 'Militant' strapped to the outside of the rocket

I spoke to a representative of the Hamas military wing, the Izz el-Din el-Qassam Brigades to get an insider glimpse into this terrifying new weapon..

Saus: Tell me about this new rocket, and its implications for the Jihad?

Hamas Brigade: Well, as you can see the occupiers are in for a few surprises. We have used the knowledge and perhaps one would say even the divine right of the Islamic Revolution itself! to bring a whole new level of thinking and technology to our Kassam cell forces. Even now as we speak many Martyrs are being strapped to Kassam 12s.. In order to prepare the rain of holy fires and death on the infidels of the Zionist entity, in shalah.

Saus: That is fearsome indeed, tell me about the holy warriors who guide the new Kassam-12?

Hamas Brigade: This Iranian invention, 'Live Wire' guidance is Allah's cold heart to the infidel itself exemplified! Each of our holy warriors is armed as you can see before being attached to the rocket. This enables them to fire with a machine gun on any civilians sighted on the way to the target, compounding the fear, terror and death of the infidel Women ten fold! Also, the rocket is much larger than any previous Kassam, we have the largest 'crude' rockets of any resistance thanks to Iran & Syria!

Groups of 500 Martyrs or more carry the missile to a suitable launching location, usually the home or backyard of a Palestinian peasant and prepare the guiding Martyr for his holy journey, Allah be blessed. This entails some ritual bathing, the delivering of a special pamphlet "Qom's Guide to Selecting Virgins in Paradise", as well as the arming of the 'Live Guidance System' for greater accuracy and strafing.

Saus: Impressive, so these Martyrs attached to the rocket actually increase accuracy by live guiding the weapon in mid flight?

Hamas Brigade: Not exactly, the Martyr cannot control the rocket, he is merely strapped to the weapon. But by the grace of Allah and the prayers of the occupied Palestinian people, these new Kassams will find their targets and fly true - deep into the heart of the infidels. We have tested the weapon, and let me just say that thousands of unknowing Palestinians were sent from the camps directly to paradise in these successful tests. Hundreds per rocket can be maimed and killed, it is truly the work of the great prophet manifesting himself here on earth!

Saus: I see, but what of the Israeli Arrow-2 anti ballistic missile system, are you concerned about the defensive capabilities of the Israelis?

Hamas Brigade: There are no 'Israelis', there are only Zionists. We do not recognize the existence of the infidels in Palestinian lands or around the world, as truly who could deny that all the lands of Allah's creation belong to Islam. But, in any case these primitive bows & arrows that you speak of, I have no knowledge of them but surely such an ancient device could not match the grip of Allah's hand on the hearts of the enemy itself. With the new Kassam-12, our holy warriors will bring great joy to the peoples and rain death on all whom oppose the will of the Jihad.

We have instructed the UN to make the Zionists pull back from the lands of great dates and sweet camel's milk in Gaza, in order to facilitate the movement of the 500 laborers / carriers and enable the launching of our new rockets. Kofi, the Norwegians & French tell me this is going well. So soon, we shall see the first of many victories for the Jihad - Allu Akhbar!
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There you have it, the new and fearsome Kassam-12. Proof enough that the Jihad will not rest, and nor will us infidels..

*Dedicated to my buddy Steve, thanks for visiting my blog! ; )

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Cox & Forkum let it rip…

Always the best cartoons.
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Not quite working out the way you planned huh? Sorry, about that. There's always your next life I guess, save a few virgins for me will ya?

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I’m inclined to agree with the soon to be sworn PM on this one..

Sure it’s not proper for heads of State to have to refer to others as such, but Ahmad deserves it.

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Letter from a Crusader:
My dialysis suffering buddy down there in the Peshawar region of Pakistan informs me I’m now officially a "Crusader"

Boob Laden’s newest Islamo self help tape rallies the call for a Sudan Jihad, and states that world opposition to the terrorists Hamas is ‘proof of the zionist crusade against Islam’.. not to be outdone by the fact that this Christian Zionist crusade is of all things, ‘out to steal the wealth of Islam’.

Really boobhead, it’s just nice to be mentioned! Thanks guy, I’ll be sure to send the UN a note, where’s Javier Solana? Drop a humanitarian aid corn bag on this guy or something, it’s celebration time!

I can’t wait to tell my mother I’ve joined the Crusades. This will certainly help with the chicks.. Hi, I’m a Crusader, what’s your name? Can I buy you some Klingon blood wine.

There’s gold up in them thar hills

I’m off to loot the wealth of Islamic countries, this is going to be great! Once I get over the massive illiteracy rate I’m sure I’ll be able to trade my big screen TV to some Bedouin guy for some old camel blankets and a filthy cup of very strong tea. Oh yeah! Plunder baby!

Booby head, do me favour, when we’ve conquered your silly rag tag cave dwelling sociopathic ass and you’re lining up the plunder for me and my Crusader buddies, feel free to keep the burka wearing babes off the list for the time being.. Call me picky but I prefer to actually be able to see a Woman’s face when conversing with her.

So first we’re takin the Sunni triangle, but then it’s off to Switzerland for the Swedish Bikini team* where the real pillaging begins.

(* Sweden seems too cold at night, I’m sure there are babes somewhere in Switzerland, we’ll barter them some bikinis with the wealth of Islam and call them Swedes, no one will know, it’s all very hush hush this crusade.. )

By that point the French will have no doubt surrendered whether threatened by the Crusades or not, so someone please telegraph Jacques and tell him I’d like my morning croissants lightly buttered..

Don’t mess with me, I’m laden down with all manner of Islamic plunder and I still have at least 2 or 3 backwards tribal villages to hit before sundown. I think I saw an old 80’s Coleman propane lantern two days ago, should fetch quite a pretty penny on the open eBay market.

PS Don’t send me any food, complex carbohydrates, or clean water.. there’s plenty of dates and fresh goats milk here in abundance, we’re doing this crusade Ayatollah style. Other than the fact that people here will actually kill you for a sandwich, it’s very much like Subways in the the USA because ‘we eat fresh’ whatever that means.

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