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London, Mar. 01 â€“ A state-organised group which avowedly trains suicide bombers against â€œWestern infidels and Zionistsâ€ has launched a new website to recruit volunteers, Iran Focus has learnt.
The website has been set up by the Headquarters to Commemorate Martyrs of the Global Islamic Movement, an organisation set up by Iranâ€™s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps in 2004.
Those who join are given three choices: To carry out suicide attacks against â€œthe infidels occupying Iraqâ€, against Israel, or against Salman Rushdie.
The organisation now claims to have enlisted 53,900 people to carry out â€œmartyrdom-seeking operationsâ€. [...]
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